Monkeyologist: Season 2 – Episode 2

October 16th, 2010 by | 7 comments

Before you ask anything… yes, it was real, unplanned and very VERY awkward. Enjoy!

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7 Responses to “Monkeyologist: Season 2 – Episode 2”

  1. Isendir says:

    Dear Dr. von Diefendorf,

    What is it that makes sheep appear scary to you (Is it because they are not monkeys?)? They looked rather nice and peaceful to me. Oh, and I hope that you will be able to answer to this – after all, you were pulled into that strange room…

    Greetings

    Me, myself and Isendir

  2. guimero64 says:

    Dear doctor,

    I don’t know how to put my pants, could you help me?

    Your fan,
    Guimero64.

  3. ThatNerdyDroid says:

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    Oh sorry Doctor…i really should stop talkerm…writing in binary. I am a Droid/Robot you know

    I have a little Question for you and here ist is:
    Dear Doctor
    I have a little problem with longer

    loadingtimes while i am talking to people.
    It is really annoying

    Especially for the people who are listening to me.
    And with such long

    loadingtimes it is really hard to play Tales of Monkey Island.

    Especially if you are the PC who is running the game.
    Do you think my head is too overloaded with

    Gigabytes of stuff from the Internet such as:

    IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZOR!
    … … … sorry doc i just destroyed my Asterix Collection with MAH LAZOR.
    Please help

    me.

    Greetings
    LEEERRROOOYY JEN…erm
    ThatNerdyDroid

  4. ThatNerdyDroid says:

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    Oh sorry Doctor…i really should stop talkerm…writing in binary. I am a Droid/Robot you know

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    I have a little Question for you and here ist is:
    Dear Doctor
    I have a little problem with longer

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    loadingtimes while i am talking to people.
    It is really annoying

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    Especially for the people who are listening to me.
    And with such long

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    loadingtimes it is really hard to play Tales of Monkey Island.

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    Especially if you are the PC who is running the game.
    Do you think my head is too overloaded with

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    Gigabytes of stuff from the Internet such as:

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    IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZOR!
    … … … sorry doc i just destroyed my Asterix Collection with MAH LAZOR.
    Please help

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    me.

    Greetings
    LEEERRROOOYY JEN…erm
    ThatNerdyDroid

  5. Haggis says:

    Dear doctor,

    Thanks to your simple three-step plan, of which I would like to order a DVD if possible, I have decided to accept my friend’s offer and accompany him as his squire. However, we have recently run into a number of windmills, and my friend insists they are giants. What can I do to talk him out of attacking the windmills?

  6. Stan S. Stanman says:

    Howdy doctors Kauff and Gustav,
    My name is Stan S. Stanman, and yesterday I was selling a previously owned coffin to a young pirate in a blue coat. He seemed very interested in buying a previously owned coffin, so I got in it to show him how large and comfortable it is. Unfortunately he locked me in the coffin, and now I’m stuck here. Luckily it is an ultra-deluxe model, but it is getting rather boring. Do you have any advice on how to get out? I really want to get out and sell my previously owned Previously owned allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, and water meters, dogs that boggle, silly twiddle, safety goggles, creaky fiddle, spellbook wiccan, rubber chicken (comes with pulley in the middle), picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic cutters, kitchen faucets, folsing tables, weather stripper, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoon and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal-roofing, water-proofing multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass-connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke-detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, termostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and energizers, suffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, pepper shakers, Mike, Mark, Joe, Jake, Sean, Land, Dom, Dave: Tales of Monkey Island-makers again.
    Stan

  7. Trench says:

    Dear Doctor
    Dumpling321 has eaten my wife and escaped before I could seek out my revenge on him. My profession cannot be disclosed for specific reasons (other wise I would have to kill you) and need help locating him so I may seek out revenge on dumpling321 for eating her brain. I have vowed to destroy him and all that his kind stands for, and shall not rest until he is gone.

    Trench

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