Ask a Monkeyologist – S02E06

April 3rd, 2011 by | 21 comments

Again, sorry for being a bit late with this one. It’s all because of the subtitles…and some codec errors, multiple video files…eh. Enjoy!

Did we mention our Super Guest Star, Adam Harrington? He sometimes works for Discovery Channel too, look! (He plays the “bad guy”)

Many thanks to Mr. Mahguy Verr aka Federico Maggiore. His acting in this clip is one of his best!

Also, remember to follow us on twitter @talesofmi  …also, you can follow Kauff and Gustav! @GustavIsGood @KuaffIsBetter

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21 Responses to “Ask a Monkeyologist – S02E06”

  1. mathman77 says:

    Dear Kauff and Gustav,

    Do something about Dumpling321! He gives me the creeps, and the hat that he wears is so out of season. I suggest spraying him with root beer, that seems to work for geting rid of the just-as-creepy LeChuck.

    Wish you luck,

  2. Lombre says:

    Dear dumpling321,
    What measures must one go through to ensure that they become a zombie after dying, rather than a ghost or a poltergeist or something? Possessing TVs and bookcases would be fun and all, but I’d rather feast on brains when I die.

    Your ally and NOT your next victim,

  3. HaydenWCE says:

    Dear Doctor(s),
    What happened to Adam Harrington? He sounds significantly more posh than the previous two times. What horrible things have you been doing to him!?

    Dear Gustav,
    There has been a significant lack of mini-xylophone music lately, could you please whet our appetite for more xylophone-y goodness?

    Dear Kauff,
    How on Earth did you survive your head-first plummet into the pavement without suffering concussion or severe brain damage? And why didn’t you stay on your spot!?

    Dear Gustav,
    I have had difficulty in getting my hands on rainbow biscuits, cola surprise and funky crushers. Can you please help?

    Dear Doctor(s),
    I’m afraid Mr. Mahguy Verr has been getting a little too much screen-time. I feel as though the show is being overrun by his presence. Please include him to a lesser degree in future episodes.

  4. Tolpiwan says:

    Dear doctors,


  5. The Highway says:

    Dear Dumpling321,
    While you were distracted while interrupting the doctors, I regret to inform you that I have eloped with your beautiful wife – I mean ex-wife – Sister Agnes, to an undisclosed tropical paradise.

    I hope you enjoy the single life.

    ~The Highway


    Dear Doctor Kauff von Diefendorf,
    On a scale of 1 to 10, where do you get your hair cut?

    ~The Highway

  6. The Highway says:

    Dear Kauff,

    Whatever happened to that dumpling321 impostor that was around sometime in October? He seemed like a real creep, not like the real dumpling321 at all.

    Your super-cool-best-friend-forever-I’m-standing-outside-your-window-watching-you-closely-with-a-camera,
    ~The Highway

  7. Harris McMahon says:

    Dear doctors:
    I finally found a place where I could change my name in order for Bildad to mispronounce my name. However, in the process I learned that I am named after a famous pirate! Still, there is one thing I do not understand: How can my name be related to the name ‘Heart Liver and Kidneys Boiled in the Stomach of the Animal McMutton™?’
    Yours, Harris McMahon.

    P.S: Gustav, you may wish to sue the publisher of this recipe:

  8. Tolpiwan says:

    Dear Doctors … and apparently Dumpling321,

    I am sorry for my earlier Heart Attack, but your video was so shocking this week … end. Well, now I am all better and am wondering about all these apes rumaging in my belly (I can hear them tap dance… very creepy). What should I do? Please advice.

    MfröhlichfG —> Tolpiwan (I am so very glad that you survived, dear Dr. Kauff von Dieffendorff.)

  9. mouldcube says:

    Dear both of you,

    I have tried to stop the pirate, but ended up being fired from a cannon instead. Luckily, I had a pot with me, so I am unharmed, but have ended up very far away from home. I have entered the nearest house to where I landed and shall use it as temporary residence until I can get home, but I fear this may take a while. Which one of you should I blame for this inconvenience? Also, Gustav, in this house I entered, I checked the fridge…and it appears you are out of milk, were you aware of this?

  10. Trenchfoot says:

    Dear doctors,

    This is the first time I’m writing here, so my question is… What the hell should I ask?
    Thank you in advance.

    Yours truly,
    Mr. Foot.

  11. mister bier says:

    Der Professor Dauff von Kiefendorff,
    I have a very important question.

    It goes a little like this:

    When I wake up, well I know i’m gonna be,
    I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next you
    When I go out, yeah I know I’m gonna be
    I’m gonna be the man who goes along with you
    If I get drunk, well I know I’m gonna be
    I’m gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
    And if I haver up, Yeah I know I’m gonna be
    I’m gonna be the man who’s havering to you

    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door ????

    what should I do?

  12. HaydenWCE says:

    0:01 – what is that thing that appears over the top of the cliff on the left-hand side? It looks like an arm waving to me, but I’m not sure.

  13. Anselm von Schneider says:


  14. Die Beliebtesten Ananas says:

    Sehr geehrte Ärzte,

    Ich bin ein Ananas. Was soll ich tun?

    Die Beliebtesten Ananas

    • mister bier says:

      google translatorrr lässt grüßen

    • Tolpiwan says:

      nothing against the german language (except *very long list of things*), but why where you trying to use it here anyways? It’s not like the dear doctors are talking german (like another doctor from England that I know, but he only talks german in two of five seasons, so he is a little restricted there himself… maybe he can fix that with his sonic screwdriver – if he got a new one since his last christmas special…)

      ah, sorry, I went on again…

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