Weekly Wiki: Tender-touch Pirate Powder

September 27th, 2011 by | No comments

We’ve all been there. A chafing stump, an eye-patch rash, it can happen to the best of pirates. It’s a good thing then, that there’s such a thing as Tender-touch Pirate Powder! This voodoo powder, which you can procure from The International House of Mojo, will alleviate the aforementioned problems, and probably others as well. So get your powder now!

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