Weekly Wiki: Micro-Groggery

February 8th, 2011 by | No comments

If you ever find yourself on Jambalaya Island and you’re completely thirsty, don’t just run to the nearest StarBuccaneers or Planet Threepwood. Consider a visit to the Micro-Groggery instead! It’s a quaint little place, where they serve lots of different grogs, among which Snoot Groggy Grog, Stale Ale, the delicious Siren’s Urine, and for the kids, Grog Jr. If you don’t feel like drinking grog (you call yourself a pirate?!), you can always try how long you can last on the Menacing Mechanical Manatee. Just don’t forget to bring your Jambalaya Bucks.

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